TMI- pms and the all night drug store

I ate a lot this weekend. None of it awful. No pints of ice cream, no frozen pizzas, but I ate A LOT. I tried to remind myself to drink water every time I was about to eat... it worked sometimes.

After work Sunday I went to the gym because of all the eating. After the gym I stopped by the 24 drug store to get a cheap ($2) photo album. I walked down the candy aisle. NEVER walk down the candy aisle alone in the middle of the night during PMS...

I walked down the make-up aisle... If I had unlimited funds I would have picked up a little bit of everything, polish in fun sparkly colors, eye shadows in bolder colors, liquid eye liner because I want to try it...

I walked down the face product aisle... all of a sudden I'm worried about my acne, wrinkles, firmness, lack of tan, and age spots...

And finally I browsed the travel sized section... tiny little bottles are so hard to resist!

Ugh. I left there with $47 worth of stuff precariously stacked. (reusable tote left in the car- I just went in for a photo album!)

Best find: 3 glue sticks for the price of 2 and Necco chocolate wafers
Worst find: $8 photo album that I'm returning.

tmi: farty water?!

At work, my really good friend asks me if I drink a lot of water, "yes." Would I drink this "ionized" water and see if it helps me, "with what?" Anything, diabetes, skating, sleeping, energy... After walking the 1.5 gallon jug home from work in freezing temps I start drinking the ionized water... You know, not crazy, but I drink my 8 glasses a day.

Over the next 36 hours I had 2 bm's and continuous gas. After realizing the cause I called my friend, "What is going on?!"

"Do you like the water?" he asks excitedly.

"Um... it makes me fart! What is wrong with it?"

"It's ionized. That's what it does. It cleanses your colon!"

*jaw drop* "Could you warn a girl?! I went to work all farty, I have roller derby!"

"But it'll make your colon pink and shiny, you should see the before and after colonoscopy videos I had to watch before they'd let me buy the ionizer. You might be able to find them on youtube."

No thanks, but thank you for thinking of my colon...